I’m on a countdown. The big day is arriving soon and, to be honest, I’m losing my shit. I’ve been married before (it was a grand Italian affair),…
The homeland security officer locked eyes with me as he steadily advanced toward the very last aisle of the plane where I was seated. The other passengers on…
What do a brand-new Mom and a naïve college freshman have in common? Pretty much everything, if you can remember back to those hazy days of confusion and…
Sometimes I feel guilty that my son misses out on things on my account. I feel bad I can’t participate in all the things I want to. I…
We are raised with the understanding that one day, we will grow up, get a job, find the woman/man of our dreams, get married, and have a family.…
The other day a friend called and asked if I would be willing to meet with a young woman she knows who is thinking about adopting a baby.…
I was rear-ended at 60 mph while stopped at a light, literally adding insult to previous injury. The guy was like, “Since you already have disabled plates, I…
I used to be a good Mom. Not top-tier, but good all the same. I met all the parental requirements—like providing my sons with adequate nutrition to keep…
Dear Graduates, Thank you for inviting me here to speak to you. I know you’re expecting I’ve come to tell you the world belongs to you and then…
Should you have kids young or wait until you’re older? With the average age of first-time moms climbing, we thought that this was the perfect issue for BluntMoms.…
I realize I live a pretty charmed life. I’m kind of spoiled, in fact. I have a great job and a lovely apartment that is safe. I have…
We have a female-dominated household; my husband is the only dude among us. And, if I do say so myself, each one of our three daughters is a…
The battle cry of children breaking free from the shackles of organized education: School’s. Out. For. Summer. I, for one, am ecstatic about the school year coming to an…
Summer is one big punch in the lady balls for many of us moms. The shock of having kids back in the house full fucking time is no…