I’ll admit it. I’ve been a tad bitchy lately. Take all this effing festive fuss and mix it with raging hormones. Couple that wreckage with patchwork sleep (and…
College in the 80’s was going to be a wonderful period of my life. Finally free of my backwoods podunk high school, rife with mouth breathers, I was…
If you were around this summer I am certain that you were bombarded with articles, even if you had the sense not to read them, containing some version…
Just when you thought you had no one to turn to for parenting advice, Mattel created Hello Barbie. This hooker shaped artificial intelligence toy talks to your brood…
I know, I know– Christmas is supposed to be the happiest time of the year– however, the internet (once again) has to go and piss me off. Let…
Every holiday season, I face a hard choice. Attend my office Christmas booze-up party or…well…just about anything else. Here’s a true story: one year a guy I work…
New mothers. They’re just like us. Except they’re enthusiastic, happy, and ready to grab motherhood by the balls. Want to dose them with some truth this holiday season?…
Sadly the inflatable lawn decoration phase was not a phase and they continue to blow up on people’s yards more frequently than ever before. Lest you think only…
Christmas is coming and I have a confession to make- I find shopping for adults so much harder than shopping for kids, or even teenagers. And shopping for…
My mother wrote an annual Christmas letter. As a military wife, I suppose it was her way of staying connected to the friends and relatives we left dotted…
Mothers like to get gifts. We like to be pampered a little bit because we are always doing for others. It is nice to be thought of (…
Ah yes. The annual Christmas letter. A time for your friends, family, and people you met once at a social gathering, to tell you all about their fabulous…
Have you heard of Juuling? E-cigarettes have become a major parenting challenge because there is a perception that these are safer than tobacco and they appeal to younger…
Holiday shopping can be a pain – what to buy? Where to park? So many lines. That’s why we put the time in to come up with this…