My neighborhood is a strange one, an anomaly, a miracle of child development. See, the children in our neighborhood, they are all gifted. They are brilliant, advanced and the best of…
My name is Christella, and I have a problem. No, not a Rob Ford kind of problem, don’t worry! You see… I have a problem with keeping my…
There comes a time, when living in suburbia, surrounded by ideal families with their 2.2 kids, golden retrievers, and white mini vans, when you notice the other people…
Dear Boss Lady, I am writing this letter to tell you something you may very well already know. You’re a bitch. I know we have been working together…
This is an archived post, oroginally published in April. We are sharing it again because we like it. And we want to. And this is our site and…
For the love of God people. Yes, I know I’m fat. Yes, I’ve decided to do something about it, but please, let me be clear – I do…
The most freeing thing I ever realised about myself was the idea that I’m not for everyone. The day I realised this – and I mean really got…
Teenage girls are evil creatures. They are backstabbing, gossip spreading little demons who delight in bringing others down in order to raise themselves. I, unfortunately, am reliving my…
I was trying to think about what my next topic for BLUNTmoms would be, because I tend to write about a lot of different things on my site,…
Ok, so I shouldn’t generalize here because I am sure there are plenty of douchebag moms out there as well (hello..anyone seen Dance Moms?!) but for the sake of this…