My sons did not enter this world via my vajayjay. When you see the boys, you may assume I’m married to some hot Asian guy or that I’m…
Fuck the time change. I don’t know about you, but my little darlings have been going to bed super fucking late ever since the pandemic and I’m over…
Dear Mrs. Cleaver, You’ve had your eye on me since November when I missed the purchase date for the Holiday Wreath Fundraiser. I appreciate that they were organic,…
I have spent my whole life fighting. I did not have a gentle and pleasant childhood. There was drama, so much of it. There was rage, and screaming,…
I hit a tree, and I hit it hard. I was on my mountain bike, pedaling my inner Evil Knievel through a forest along a narrow winding trail.…
I paid $300 for an appointment with the menopause doctor. I was sick and tired of feeling sick and tired. I was also sick of hearing my family…
I’ve read in some parenting book (and why do I keep reading them???) that every generation softens up their approach to raising children compared to their parents before…
Recently, mornings have become a bit darker. And by darker, I mean like the stuff horror films are made of. I’m talking about rolling over to find a…
Would sex make you feel better? Look, I’m sorry for walking into the toilet when you had the door shut. I thought that was a weird place for…
According to the Canadian Institute for Health Information, over the period of 2012-2013 (the most recent statistics we could find), more than 40,000 women in Canada had a hysterectomy. If those numbers blow your mind, we hope you’re sitting down right now because the National Women’s Health Network in the United States reports a staggering
Facebook asks all the time, “What’s on your mind?” In an effort to address this question, the BLUNTmoms put their heads together and talked about what we really…
My fourteen-year-old daughter and I are close. I’ve always been forthcoming and candid (within reason) about my own life experiences and views. Because of this, our conversations tend…
I loathe the word stepfather. He is so much more than the word insinuates. My now-husband and I dated long distance for a year. He worked in London;…
He looks like my kid. Sometimes he even acts like my kid. I swear he’s mine. But last week when I asked him to please take out the…